Sunday, September 26, 2010

chainsaws are awesome

Chainsaws are fcking awesome.

Have you ever been in a crowded place with many children, who are screaming like minions of hell and drooling all over the place? The solution to that kind of problem is simple- a goddamn chainsaw. Yes. A simple sweep with chainsaw will silence all those little monglers. Dont get me wrong. I like children. I like them when they dont drool on me and dont scream until my ears need medical attention. And I also like chainsaws. Then why not combine those two? Plus you would do a huge favor to world, its overpopulated anyways. Oh, I know! Why not drive a steamroller accross a crowded street in China, these guys multiply faster than bacteria in a 16-year old's snatch.





And I know a nice band who makes nice music, suitable for this kind of action- Fu Manchu. Seriously, whenever I listen to their stuff, I feel like swinging around with a chair in a crowded place.



HAVE YOU EVER HIT A NOISY KID?
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21 comments:

  1. noisy kid? Haha, I used to beat up my lil' brother :D

    And glad you like us in Estonia. I've never actually been in Estonia but what I've seen on my friends' photos it's surely a beautiful country (I really like that you have your own islands).

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  2. lol! i love chainsaw in zombie game!

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  3. Hell yeah I hit a noisy kid once. Kid was getting on my nerves because he kept screaming for like minutes straight, slapped the living daylights out of him.

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  4. That video was great, thanks for sharing!

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  5. man that song scared me! had speakers on full blast xD

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  6. Very cool post bro !

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  7. are you kidding me?
    i rape little kids daily.

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  8. I think of chain saws, I think of Jackyl.

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  9. Chainsaw guy for president

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