Science pt. 3- nuclear power and napalm

As promised, today i am going to tell you about nuclear stuff!
First, lets  watch this video:




Now make a bomb! I cant tell you how but if you succeed, you can take over the country!

But what i can tell you is how to make napalm!
If you thought that soda can smoke grenades were fun, then soda can firebombs will rock your world! And the best part is- they are extremely easy and cheap to make. All you need is gasoline, styrofoam (lots of it) and a suitable container. You cant use plastic though, so glass bottles sound the best, as do sodacans. I prefer to mix it in a big glass jar and then pour and scoop the mixture CAREFULLY into the can or bottle.
Some safety gloves and goggles would be nice too.
First, take the mixing jar and pour some gasoline in it, fill it to about 3/4 full.
Thrn toss some pieces of styrofoam in the gasoline- watch them dissolve! Thenn add some more, repeat until a sticky substance is achieved. Agitate if and as neccesary.
Warning! This will eat through plastic! Maintain fire safety when mixing and storing!

fun, isn't it?

In the other news, im opening a mailbox for a week- If you have any subjects you'd like me to tell about- write in the comments! You can ask or request anything! I will start writing on subjects YOU have suggested and answering to your questions some time next week so shoot!

- momo

Science weekend continues-civil disobedience special!

Greetings, my numerous readers! Lets have some more fun, shall we?

Homemade "firesticks" and land mines

I hope you enjoyed smoking out the entire street and torching the houses afterwards. Now lets make some more fun experiments!
Today we are making some guns and explosives, so that next time when you prank around with smoke bombs and nuclear warheads, no-one will dare to stop you! And those kids at school who mock you? They can see what the coffin looks like from the inside!
There is a great book called "Improvised Munitions Handbook", what was issued by the military and in my opinion its far better than anarchist's cookbook, though it doesnt have the makign drugs section. The articles there are quite long, so I am not posting them but you can read them HERE. Print this out- it might come handy.

Fun with smoke bombs

You can use this to avoid getting caught!

But I am going to tell you, what fun stuff you can do with the skills you have learned in the past 24 hours.
Remember those smoke bombs? Make a 12-pack of those soda can ones, we'll be needing these a lot!

Take a few and go to a highway or a busy intersection, ignite them and toss them in the middle of the traffic. Congrats, you just made some motorists extremely butthurt! Bonus points if you do it during a rushhour.
With careful planning you can disable traffic for a long time!

Now if that wasn't enough for you, take a few more and toss them into Apple store or a starbucks, while the hipster faggots are there. Though I reccommend using mustard or chlorine gas over there instead. Heck, sarine would be the tool of trade here, or what?

Another fun thing to, is to ignite one of these bad boys next to a ventilation intake. Again, bonus points if you color the smoke to a funky color, like yellow or purple. If you are lazy, you could just toss the bomb in through a window or something, i dont care. Super fun time guaranteed!

Police station, neighbour's house, all the same!

You can toss also the whole 12-pack of bombs in a highway tunnel- much luls guaranteed on that one!

But since its halloween so why not play a prank on the neighbourhood? Egging houses is lame, toss a few smoke bombs and a molotov through an open window instead! People sure love fire, trust me on that one!


Oh, and dont get caught!



Other fun experiments

Its halloween, right? Why not fill a pumpkin with explosives, set up a trip wire and go  wait behind a barrier until some children come to trick and treat. Its fun for the whole family! Its even better that dividing by zero!

This is also fun! Make sure to try it out!

Also helps to save electricity! Spread the green message!

Those ambulance, police and fire trucks arent going anywhere now!

Hope you enjoyed this! Tomorrow im gonna tell you how to make nuclear warheads and take down goverments so stay tuned!

iiiiits NIGGER SCIENCE WEEKEND!

o hai my loyal followers!

It is time to make some fun science with stuff you can find in other people's your house!

SMOKE BOMB

What you need is:
1- Potassium nitrate (KNO3), also known as saltpeter. You can steal buy it from online sellers, garden shops or whatever place you can find. Buy plentiful, 10-20 kilograms is enough, since you can make other fun stuff from it too.
2- Sugar. Regular fcking sugar. Also plentiful.
3- Metal bucket, like old paint cans and so. Soda can works great for smoke grenades.
4- Some fuse.

TIME TO DO SCIENCE!

It should look like this

Mix the sugar and KNO3 in 2:3 or 4:6 ratio. The 3:5 will burn more rapidly, but will burn out quicker. You can experiment with different ratios but always use more KNO3 than sugar. Mix it well.
Now we want to melt this crap, so heat the bucket (if it has still some paint in it, inhale the fumes for happy times!) and stir the contents with long strokes. Heat until the contents are liquified, then cool this thing down. If you are making soda can grenades, heat this crap in a pot or something, then pour the mixture in the can. Add a fuse.
Congrats! You just made a smoke bomb, unless you managed to kill yourself in the making.
Now you have your own smoke screen and you can torch houses in peace!
Heres a video of some bloke using a smoke bomb made like that:

How To Make A Big Smoke Bomb - Watch more amazing videos here

HAPPY TIME ROCKET

As I said before, that potassium-thing can be used for more than smoke bombs! In fact, you can fuel a little rocket with it.

Again, what you need is:
-Kitty litter
-KNO3
-Sugar
-A pipe, PVC and cardboard work fine, aluminium is good too, if its lightweight
-Tin foil, if you are using cardboard or PVC pipe
-Cotton
-Lighter fluid, kerosene, whatever you can steal.
-Some tools, easy to steal
-Fuse. Sparklers will do the trick.
-Ducttape
-A stick
Now lets get sciencing!
First- do like this video tells you to, except to the lighting part, we'll get to that later. Also, you can make it bigger.



Now insulate the top of the rocket with tin foil, then wrap some cotton all around it, tape or glue it on the rocket. Pour some lighter fluid or stuff like that on the cotton.
Go near a police station, aim the rocket towards a window, ignite the cotton and the fuse and enjoy the show.
You can make more than one rocket and burn down the whole station!
Use the smoke bomb you made before for even more happy times!

what do i think about social networks

This has clearly gone too far. Im tired of people posting their every bowel movement on facebook, then telling on twitter that you did that. And why try to get real friends, when you can make them online! Take your macbook gaybook to the next party you are attending and ask everybody's facebook, instead of trying to get laid !
And why grow real crops when you have farmville! Fuck yeah! Harvestin' some pixels, haters gonna hate!
I know one person who left her crying baby unattended, because she needed to harvest some crops. And she cried when internet connection was down for 2 minutes.
And i wonder, how many traffic accidents have been caused by updating status?
Oh, im gonna put something funny on my status, then all my 99 785 virtual friends will think im soooo cool! Oh, and lets put some fucking gay party pictures there too, then everybody sees what a wild spirit i am! I cant be tamed!
Or maybe post a quote i cant even understand to twitter, everybody can relate to that and also think that im intelligent!
Brb i have to harvest my crops, help my mafia, update my status about it, then mention it in my blog with some random quotes, post the whole shit on reddit and stumbleupon, update my other blog on tumblr and digg it, then post all the links on twitter and retweet 6 billion tweets, since i have no original thoughts myself! Booyeah! Then spend the rest of my day waiting for comments.

0 comments   Brb killing myself.

Sup Brandon? xoxo

Look, guys! Brandon got a new girlfriend from fecesbook!

I seriosly hope that facebook relationships end up with a wacky molestation adventure.
And those who describe their every fart and shit on status...well i hope that a pack of wild niggers will rape them, while justin bieber plays in the background.


Sup guys?! last night was EXTREME!!!!one1! taking a crap right now, its HUGE!

Please go die in a fire. Internet was made for porn, not shit like this. Instead of trying to act cool - be cool! Go torch a police station or take over a third world country.Fucking kill someone. Facebook and twitter and other gay matchmaking sites may be useful and fun to troll, but fuck, living there? And they dont say i dont have a live because i have only 31 friends there and log in only once a month. Well, sorry for being a functional member of society, not some gay hippie faggot with only online friends. Fuck. I will kill the next person who goes to a cafe or a party to network! With my bare hands.

Please, leave something for yourself...

That's what i was talking about!

Has the social networking craze gone too far?
Tell in the comments!

Ch. 1 pt. 3

o hai, continued:

Im being punished for manslaughter!

I think that the aliens are to blame, why the kids are so damn retarded. Or maybe it's the parents fault, especially in amerikka. Your kid comes home, is drunk and hijacked a car? Send him/her to his/her room! That will teach him/her a lesson! Yeah, resting in his/her own room, surfing on fecesbook and mywhore and stuff like that is a harsh punishment. Send your kid on a vacation also while you  are at it.





And the music-  kid's favourites are as retarded as kids themselves. HERP DERP IM MILEY CIRUS IMMA POST ACCIDENTIALLY NAKED PICTURES OF MYSELF ON TWITTER. And those obnoxious hiphop musicians...brother dont get me started. Have you seen their music videos and public appearances?  They are far worse than mentally handicapped baboons.

This is your 10yo daughter's role model :)

Brb being cool and original

Yeah, these are really good role models for teenagers. If you wonder why your daughter is a goddamn mindless prostitute or your son resembles more a baboon than a human or is just utterly retarded smelly emo scum- see their playlist. Their idols are mostly fucking shitstains of society.
And again- sending them to their room is no punishment. But what should you do?
Well, how about that you beat the living crap out of them and grind 'em up. Who are you kidding- you dont love them, nobody does. Bury the grounds in your back yard and grow some trees or stuff, these are atleast useful.
And if you dont have a kid- grab a random one from the mall- that's called shopping!
Do the world a favor and slaughter some annoying teens!
Also, nuke miley cyrus and justeen biebeer.


Or maybe the aliens did it to take over the world...


Come back tomorrow for another story!!!

ch. 1 pt. 2

continued from previous post:

Not all kids are retarded duckfaces- lets not forget stupid emo scum, goths, smelly hippies, posers and other trash.

Everybody loves ducks!

Have you seen emos and goths? These are the kids who just exist and are utterly retarded. They rarely move, except in moshpits, because movement of any kind would show joy and enjoyment of life. They dont enjoy that they live in a world of opportunities, that they have food on the table, decent healthcare and all the black hairdye they can eat and so on. No, life sucks and nobody can understand their pain, so they have to write their little gay poems about how dark and full of pain everything is.
They interact socially only with their own kind, mostly its just standing in a circle and staring the ground.
Goths are about the same, but uglier, plus most of them are fucking dykes or "satanists", depending on the gender. Also their music sounds more awful.
The average IQ of emo kid is below the one of a tomato plant.

Scene culture at its best

But there is one deviation in the emo "culture"- scene kids. These are the extremely shallow waste of organic matter, who have dead raccoons embedded in their heads and even lower IQ than emos.
Common activities include being stupid, shallow attention whore, straightening hair, being intoxicated and having unprotected sex with random strangers.

Who do i blame for kids being so damn retarded? I think that the aliens did it.

Come back tomorrow and read more!