Hi people!
I have just recently noticed the hipster infection, from what my city is suffering. They look stupid, smell bad, consume a lot and annoy the crap out of everyone and now they want their own district, built entirely from ecological materials and stuff like that. God i wanna kill them all.
One day i had to wait for my friend in a coffee shop, i took out my laptop (toshiba ftw) and then- a bearded, fat and smelly hipster came to me and said- "conformists arent welcome here. you are supporting big corporations and that makes you a bad person!". I looked at him and at his table and what do i see? A motherfcking macbook! I said- "Hey, hey, faggot, shut the fck up, sit the fck down, grab a soap and wash yourself. You are using a goddamn mac, you know, mac is a quite big corporation, you see, maybe one of the biggest. And are these Adio shoes?". The hipster farted.
If the hipsters get their ecovillage, im gonna convert it into nuclear cinders, thank you, goodbye.
yeah :(
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ReplyDeleteim getting a flamethrower
ReplyDelete“Under the guise of ‘irony,’ hipsterism fetishizes the authentic and regurgitates it with a winking inauthenticity. Those 18-to-34-year-olds called hipsters have defanged, skinned and consumed the fringe movements of the postwar era—Beat, hippie, punk, even grunge. Hungry for more, and sick with the anxiety of influence, they feed as well from the trough of the uncool, turning white trash chic, and gouging the husks of long-expired subcultures—vaudeville, burlesque, cowboys and pirates… Hipsters in their present undead incarnation are essentially people who think of themselves as being cooler than America.”
ReplyDeleteThem hipsters.
ReplyDeleteGets my blood boiling... Thank God there's next to no hipsters in my country.
ReplyDeletelucky you!
ReplyDeleteI haz a harpoon ready, all I have
ReplyDeletei hate hipsters, but i love soup. mmmm, soup.
ReplyDeleteyeah, same here. i like my cheap trusty toshiba laptop and homemade coffee on the balcony
ReplyDeleteThe title of this post was enough for me :)
ReplyDeleteI live in hipster central (San Francisco) and my girlfriends [nick]name is momo! :O
ReplyDeleteI suggest you check out the evolution of he hipster. Easily found on google images or whatnot.
i can assure you that im not your gf :D
ReplyDeleteFollowing :P.
ReplyDeletepeople who try too hard to do anything relatively unimportant = retards
ReplyDeleteStill makes me laugh lol
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ReplyDeleteagree
ReplyDeleteThat gave me a good chuckle.
ReplyDeletei hate hippies
ReplyDeleteHipsters are forming drumcircles in my city..
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