Tuesday, September 21, 2010

hipsters arent people

Hi people!

I have just recently noticed the hipster infection, from what my city is suffering. They look stupid, smell bad, consume a lot and annoy the crap out of everyone and now they want their own district, built entirely from ecological materials and stuff like that. God i wanna kill them all.

One day i had to wait for my friend in a coffee shop, i took out my laptop (toshiba ftw) and then- a bearded, fat and smelly hipster came to me and said- "conformists arent welcome here. you are supporting big corporations and that makes you a bad person!". I looked at him and at his table and what do i see? A motherfcking macbook! I said- "Hey, hey, faggot, shut the fck up, sit the fck down, grab a soap and wash yourself. You are using a goddamn mac, you know, mac is a quite big corporation, you see, maybe one of the biggest. And are these Adio shoes?". The hipster farted.

If the hipsters get their ecovillage, im gonna convert it into nuclear cinders, thank you, goodbye.

30 comments:

  1. Yeah, fuck hipsters.

    It's a shame you didn't have that THINK THE SAME motivator handy on your PC of the college classroom with everyone but one person using a macbook.

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  2. “Under the guise of ‘irony,’ hipsterism fetishizes the authentic and regurgitates it with a winking inauthenticity. Those 18-to-34-year-olds called hipsters have defanged, skinned and consumed the fringe movements of the postwar era—Beat, hippie, punk, even grunge. Hungry for more, and sick with the anxiety of influence, they feed as well from the trough of the uncool, turning white trash chic, and gouging the husks of long-expired subcultures—vaudeville, burlesque, cowboys and pirates… Hipsters in their present undead incarnation are essentially people who think of themselves as being cooler than America.”

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  3. Gets my blood boiling... Thank God there's next to no hipsters in my country.

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  4. I haz a harpoon ready, all I have

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  5. i hate hipsters, but i love soup. mmmm, soup.

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  6. I hate to see a whole bunch of macfags in a coffee shop. It pains me to see such a waste of money.

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  7. yeah, same here. i like my cheap trusty toshiba laptop and homemade coffee on the balcony

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  8. The title of this post was enough for me :)

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  9. I live in hipster central (San Francisco) and my girlfriends [nick]name is momo! :O

    I suggest you check out the evolution of he hipster. Easily found on google images or whatnot.

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  10. i can assure you that im not your gf :D

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  11. people who try too hard to do anything relatively unimportant = retards

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  12. Mac fags! Spot on with the post, keep it up...

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  14. punch that bastards with Birkenstock-airshoes

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  15. Hipsters are forming drumcircles in my city..

    Good topics, ill follow your blogg bro!
    Check mine out, just started!

    marinesmakedo.blogspot.com

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