I have just recently noticed the hipster infection, from what my city is suffering. They look stupid, smell bad, consume a lot and annoy the crap out of everyone and now they want their own district, built entirely from ecological materials and stuff like that. God i wanna kill them all.
One day i had to wait for my friend in a coffee shop, i took out my laptop (toshiba ftw) and then- a bearded, fat and smelly hipster came to me and said- "conformists arent welcome here. you are supporting big corporations and that makes you a bad person!". I looked at him and at his table and what do i see? A motherfcking macbook! I said- "Hey, hey, faggot, shut the fck up, sit the fck down, grab a soap and wash yourself. You are using a goddamn mac, you know, mac is a quite big corporation, you see, maybe one of the biggest. And are these Adio shoes?". The hipster farted.
If the hipsters get their ecovillage, im gonna convert it into nuclear cinders, thank you, goodbye.