Thursday, October 14, 2010

This is it

I got banned from adsense, i dont know even why. No further posts until my appeal goes through and i get reactivated.

 Take it as a protest- no profits, no oc. What sucks especially much, is that i lost all my already finalized earnings- 60 euros, and about 100 euros more, what was pending. I find this situation unfair, since i cant cant control who clicks and how much he or she does it.



As you perhaps have noticed, my blog has changed style. I have started writing more about blasting things into oblivion than ranting about lawyers and those damn kids.
And maybe you have noticed, that i have also changed my layout and some more changes are coming soon.
Now tell me- What do you think about these changes?

Heck, here's some lawyer jokes for the old times sake:

When a lawyer tells his clients he has a sliding fee schedule what he means is that after he bills you it's financially hard to get back on your feet.

A housewife, an accountant and a lawyer were asked "How much is 2+2?"
The housewife replies: "Four!".
The accountant says: "I think it's either 3 or 4. Let me run those figures through my spreadsheet one more time."
The lawyer pulls the drapes, dims the lights and asks in a hushed voice, "How much do you want it to be?"

Carlson was charged with stealing a Mercedes Benz, and after a long trial, the jury acquitted him. Later that day Carlson came back to the judge who had presided at the hearing.
"Your honor," he said, "I wanna get out a warrant for that dirty lawyer of mine."
"Why ?" asked the judge. "He won your acquittal. What do you want to have him arrested for ?"
"Well, your honor," replied Carlson, "I didn't have the money to pay his fee, so he went and took the car I stole."

It was so cold last winter that I saw a lawyer with his hands in his own pockets.

A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living. "Tim, you be first," she said. "What does your mother do all day?" Tim stood up and proudly said, "She's a doctor." That's wonderful. How about you, Amie?" Amie shyly stood up, scuffed her feet and said, "My father is a mailman." "Thank you, Amie," said the teacher. "What about your father, Billy?" Billy proudly stood up and announced, "My daddy plays piano in a whorehouse." The teacher was aghast and promptly changed the subject to geography. Later that day she went to Billy's house and rang the bell. Billy's father answered the door. The teacher explained what his son had said and demanded an explanation. Billy's father said, "I'm actually an attorney. How can I explain a thing like that to a seven-year-old?"

A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were thousands of people ahead of him in line to see St. Peter. To his surprise, St. Peter left his desk at the gate and came down the long line to where the lawyer was, and greeted him warmly. Then St. Peter and one of his assistants took the lawyer by the hands and guided him up to the front of the line, and into a comfortable chair by his desk. The lawyer said, "I don't mind all this attention, but what makes me so special?"

St. Peter replied, "Well, I've added up all the hours for which you billed your clients, and by my calculation you must be about 193 years old!"

A Dublin lawyer died in poverty and many barristers of the city subscribed to a fund for his funeral. The Lord Chief Justice of Orbury was asked to donate a shilling.
"Only a shilling?" said the Justice, "Only a shilling to bury an attorney? Here's a guinea; go and bury 20 of them."

"You seem to have more than the average share of intelligence for a man of your background," sneered the lawyer at a witness on the stand.

"If I wasn't under oath, I'd return the compliment," replied the witness.


Wednesday, October 13, 2010

Chemistry can be fun!

Those of you who have been in school chemistry classes, remember the blackboards full of boring equasions like this:  Fe2O3 + 2Al → 2Fe + Al2O3 + heat
Seems boring? Think again. This is a thermite reaction! You know what thermite is, right? Well, its a mixture of fine aluminium powder and an oxide, most commonly iron (III) oxide, also known as rust.
Sounds even more boring? Guess again, the reaction is quite violent- producing enough heat to melt down a car and often being even explosive.
The reaction doesent require any oxygen, so it is irreversible and the reaction can happen even underwater. How violent the reaction is, you ask? Well see for yourself!

After seeing this, you probably want to know how to make it. Well, its your lucky day because i know how to do it.
What you need is
- Powdered aluminium
- Powdered iron (III) oxide.
- Magnesium or chromium strip for igniting this crap. I've heard that sparklers will do the trick.

Mix the fine aluminium and iron powder firmly together, add a strip of chromium or magnesium and voila! You now have some thermite!
If you are a lazy bum like i am, you'll buy it off ebay. 1lb bucket with ignitor is about 6 bucks when i last looked.
So, if you wanna burn something down, really-really down, then thermite is the right thing to use! But be careful- as you heard previously, it burns at a scorching heat and cannot be extinguished, so dont try it- you can fuck yourself seriously up.

Be back tomorrow for some more fun experiments!

Tuesday, October 12, 2010

sciencing some more- nuclear experiments pt. 2

I hope you all have your reactors what we constructed few days ago nicely up and running, so that we can craft a nice nuclear warhead.
It's a fun weekend project for the whole family!

Fireworks, anyone?

What you need is:

Plenty of Plutonium-239. If your reactor has not produced enough yet, go check the other sources. Plutonium can be found in former soviet countries, where it is more common than food, trust me. Or buy from Iranis. They have some. You'll need about 20 pounds of it.
Metal bucket with a lid. Old paintbuckets do the trick.
100 pounds of TNT, Semtex or Gelinite. You should have some in your basement. If not, steal from the army- its bought with your money anyway.
A triggering system. Ask your local terrorist organization for more tips!
Tin foil

Lets get the party started

Basically, you need to craft two hemispheres out of plutonium. Safety gloves are optional, when working with it. Dont let your children or pets eat it! This can be a messy job, so i suggest you dont do it in the living room!
When the hemispheres are ready, place them 2-4 centimetres apart and wrap the explosives around them. You can use play-doh to secure the hemispheres in place.
Install the blasting cap and then wrap some more play-doh and lots of tin foil around the assembly. Secure the whole thing with plenty of ducttape. Then place the nuclear device in the bucket, drag out the wire(s) of the triggering system and install control panel if neccesary. Secure the lid. Decorate the bucket with stickers. (optional)
You now have a live nuclear device! Keep this out of the reach of children and various goverment agencies.
This will make an excellent conversation starter and party accesory!
Store in a dry, dark place, use as neccesary.

Okay, back to earth for a second- nuclear devices are bad. This article was written just to show you the basic principles how a nuclear bomb is made. You shouldn't attempt to start a WW3 in your home.

Come back tomorrow!
I will tell you what fun reactions, most of them explosive, you can do with some extremely common ingredients!

Homemade RPG? You betcha!

Remember those fun napalm bombs and smoke grenades we made a few days ago? Well, lets take this one step further!
Jesus might be a douche but he is right on this one- do set a building on fire! But with homemade RPG, you can torch a lot more from a safe distance!
So lets get building!
Basically, we are building a potato cannon. This guide is from HERE. I suggest you visit that site.

I wont give you the full details, how to do everything on this one since you cleary need some knowledge of your own OR you shouldnt do it. Do your research if neccesary.

The materials

There goes the neighbourhood...
Building Materials
-5 feet of 3" ABS (DWV) pipe
-2 feet of 5" ABS pipe
-A 5" to 3" reducer
-A 5" threaded adapter
-A 5" end cap
-A BBQ ignitor (+1 Screw)
-ABS cement

NB! The measurments are estimated- please do measure the soda cans or jars you are going to use.

-Cheap aerosol hairspray
-Ammunition (will cover that later in this post)



Leisure time with friends!

-Cut the 3" pipe to about 13" or a size you prefer (the larger the combustion chamber; the more gas; the more boom)
-Make sure the reducer fits over the pipe
-Spread some ABS cement on the inside of the reducer and outside of one end of the pipe, slide the reducer onto the pipe with a twisting method
-Repeat this for the threaded adapter
-Repeat this for the barrel (5' of 1.5" pipe)

Make sure your gluing is done properly, you dont want it to explode.

Install the ignitor

Drill a hole in the 3" pipe for the metal lead from the ignitor to fit, mount the ignitor using screws provided, you can slop some glue around the hole to make sure there wont be a gap where the flames will shoot out and burn your arm......

In order to create the arc (spark) to ignite the gas, there needs to be a metal contact between the lead from the ignitor and the metal chasis of the ignitor.

If you mounted the ignitor with bolts into the pipe, bend the metal lead to be within 1/4" of the bolt to make a spark,
I however put another screw in from the other side, but had to run a piece of wire from it to the metal chasis.
Both methods will work.

Lets get the fun started!
He wont park on your lawn again, thats for sure!

First, make sure that the cement is cured

-Unscrew the end cap
-Force ammo into the barrel

-Spray some hair spray into the 5" pipe (combustion chamber) for 2-3seconds
-Quickly screw the end cap back on
-Point it at a 45 degree angle to maximize range and push the ignitor

If you wanna use potatos- be my guest. But you want firestorm, dont you?
Then why dont take a smaller glass jar, some napalm, more styrofoam and a fuse and make a napalm molotov? Also, i reccommend more liquid napalm on this one, or you can use just gasoline or other flammable liquid instead.
Make the fuse long burning, you dont want to kill yourself, do you? I guess you can make a molotov already, so lets skip this step. Oh, and dont forget to add a fuse. 
Make a shell out of styrofoam for the jar, so that it would fit snugly in the barrel. Make it out of two halves, what will drop off after the "rocket" has exited the barrel. I suggest you experiment on that one.
You can also use those soda can smoke grenades with this. Shoot them through windows!

Congrats, if you succeeded, you have a RPG now! You can now take down vehicles and torch houses!

Oh that silly Jesus!
Also, the disclaimer is at the bottom of the page :) have a nice revolution, my children!

In the other news, i reached a milestone- 300 followers!
Thanks for you, you and YOU! Without your interest i wouldnt be writing these sick posts! 

Monday, October 11, 2010

Science pt. 3- nuclear power and napalm

As promised, today i am going to tell you about nuclear stuff!
First, lets  watch this video:

Now make a bomb! I cant tell you how but if you succeed, you can take over the country!

But what i can tell you is how to make napalm!
If you thought that soda can smoke grenades were fun, then soda can firebombs will rock your world! And the best part is- they are extremely easy and cheap to make. All you need is gasoline, styrofoam (lots of it) and a suitable container. You cant use plastic though, so glass bottles sound the best, as do sodacans. I prefer to mix it in a big glass jar and then pour and scoop the mixture CAREFULLY into the can or bottle.
Some safety gloves and goggles would be nice too.
First, take the mixing jar and pour some gasoline in it, fill it to about 3/4 full.
Thrn toss some pieces of styrofoam in the gasoline- watch them dissolve! Thenn add some more, repeat until a sticky substance is achieved. Agitate if and as neccesary.
Warning! This will eat through plastic! Maintain fire safety when mixing and storing!
fun, isn't it?

In the other news, im opening a mailbox for a week- If you have any subjects you'd like me to tell about- write in the comments! You can ask or request anything! I will start writing on subjects YOU have suggested and answering to your questions some time next week so shoot!

- momo

Sunday, October 10, 2010

Science weekend continues-civil disobedience special!

Greetings, my numerous readers! Lets have some more fun, shall we?

Homemade "firesticks" and land mines

I hope you enjoyed smoking out the entire street and torching the houses afterwards. Now lets make some more fun experiments!
Today we are making some guns and explosives, so that next time when you prank around with smoke bombs and nuclear warheads, no-one will dare to stop you! And those kids at school who mock you? They can see what the coffin looks like from the inside!
There is a great book called "Improvised Munitions Handbook", what was issued by the military and in my opinion its far better than anarchist's cookbook, though it doesnt have the makign drugs section. The articles there are quite long, so I am not posting them but you can read them HERE. Print this out- it might come handy.

Fun with smoke bombs

You can use this to avoid getting caught!
But I am going to tell you, what fun stuff you can do with the skills you have learned in the past 24 hours.
Remember those smoke bombs? Make a 12-pack of those soda can ones, we'll be needing these a lot!

Take a few and go to a highway or a busy intersection, ignite them and toss them in the middle of the traffic. Congrats, you just made some motorists extremely butthurt! Bonus points if you do it during a rushhour.
With careful planning you can disable traffic for a long time!

Now if that wasn't enough for you, take a few more and toss them into Apple store or a starbucks, while the hipster faggots are there. Though I reccommend using mustard or chlorine gas over there instead. Heck, sarine would be the tool of trade here, or what?

Another fun thing to, is to ignite one of these bad boys next to a ventilation intake. Again, bonus points if you color the smoke to a funky color, like yellow or purple. If you are lazy, you could just toss the bomb in through a window or something, i dont care. Super fun time guaranteed!
Police station, neighbour's house, all the same!

You can toss also the whole 12-pack of bombs in a highway tunnel- much luls guaranteed on that one!

But since its halloween so why not play a prank on the neighbourhood? Egging houses is lame, toss a few smoke bombs and a molotov through an open window instead! People sure love fire, trust me on that one!

Oh, and dont get caught!

Other fun experiments

Its halloween, right? Why not fill a pumpkin with explosives, set up a trip wire and go  wait behind a barrier until some children come to trick and treat. Its fun for the whole family! Its even better that dividing by zero!

This is also fun! Make sure to try it out!
Also helps to save electricity! Spread the green message!
Those ambulance, police and fire trucks arent going anywhere now!

Hope you enjoyed this! Tomorrow im gonna tell you how to make nuclear warheads and take down goverments so stay tuned!