Im not an american but i have heard a lot about people suing each other all the time there.
Especially on sexual harrassment and injuries. I heard that there are personal injury attorneys everywhere.
Is it really that easy to get money for suing someone who told you to kiss ass or something like that or just bumped into you? Folks at South Park proved that it is!
Watch this episode here: http://www.southparkstudios.com/episodes/103572
Seems that a nice lawyer will make you rich!
I wonder that i can sue my old kindergarten for leaving old roofing tiles lay around, what contained asbestos and now i can get a thing called mesothelioma. Yes. Mesothelioma. Its cancer. I definatelly need a lawyer!
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT SUING PEOPLE?
Tell it in the comments!
Saturday, September 25, 2010
Friday, September 24, 2010
LETS WASTE TIME!
And by that im not meaning breaking a watch or a clock, like rolex or stuff like that. (dont mind me, im high as a kite thanks to mr Towlie)
You can waste time on the internet too!
Like, you could do stuff on a place called IMVU, where you can buy pixels with real money, to dress up your pixels and then chat to other pixels. And people sell their artwork there for real money, too! If you can draw silly avatar pictures and dont mind slaving your ass off, its a nice place to you!
Or you could play farmville- grow pixels to harvest pixels and sometimes buy special pixels with real money!
Instead of that, you could go to a store, buy a pot, some soil and an orange or other fruit with seeds. Do the math. My mandarin tree is pretty big already. How are your virtual crops doing?
Or if you think that you are a rebellious hipster artist, go to threadless.com and try to make it with a kickass design. The prettier and meaningful your design is, the quicker it gets voted out. Sorry guys, those hipsters only approve donkey balls smeared on a shirt so the 2500USD cash price is kinda unreachable.
My favourite activity is still going outdoors and doing real stuff to survive in our harsh society. Sometimes i need some help tho, by a CHAINSAAAAW!~!!!! *evil laughter*
You can waste time on the internet too!
Like, you could do stuff on a place called IMVU, where you can buy pixels with real money, to dress up your pixels and then chat to other pixels. And people sell their artwork there for real money, too! If you can draw silly avatar pictures and dont mind slaving your ass off, its a nice place to you!
Or you could play farmville- grow pixels to harvest pixels and sometimes buy special pixels with real money!
Instead of that, you could go to a store, buy a pot, some soil and an orange or other fruit with seeds. Do the math. My mandarin tree is pretty big already. How are your virtual crops doing?
Or if you think that you are a rebellious hipster artist, go to threadless.com and try to make it with a kickass design. The prettier and meaningful your design is, the quicker it gets voted out. Sorry guys, those hipsters only approve donkey balls smeared on a shirt so the 2500USD cash price is kinda unreachable.
My favourite activity is still going outdoors and doing real stuff to survive in our harsh society. Sometimes i need some help tho, by a CHAINSAAAAW!~!!!! *evil laughter*
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In other news, drums are cool but drumcircles formed by dickswab hipsters are not. If you see one, promptly reach for a chainsaw and cut 'em up!
Remember- wear safety goggles, because hipsters carry all kinds of diseases because they NEVER wash themselves.
God im high.
Theres a page called Blong- just add your blog there and others can see and search it!
Or click on TheViewall to see all the blogs in one window! I check that out daily several times so make sure you are there!
In other news, drums are cool but drumcircles formed by dickswab hipsters are not. If you see one, promptly reach for a chainsaw and cut 'em up!
Remember- wear safety goggles, because hipsters carry all kinds of diseases because they NEVER wash themselves.
God im high.
Thursday, September 23, 2010
google tracks you!
hello followers!
Seems that google likes to track your internet usage. They like your dirty secrets more than anyone else. But seems thats a good thing- it helps to serve content that you are interested of the most! But also to detect fraudilent activity with AdSense and other services But if you dont like that, you can use Firefox (if you have it, of course) in private mode. Read more about this HERE. And dont forget to share the love :)
Seems that google likes to track your internet usage. They like your dirty secrets more than anyone else. But seems thats a good thing- it helps to serve content that you are interested of the most! But also to detect fraudilent activity with AdSense and other services But if you dont like that, you can use Firefox (if you have it, of course) in private mode. Read more about this HERE. And dont forget to share the love :)
Tuesday, September 21, 2010
hipsters arent people
Hi people!
I have just recently noticed the hipster infection, from what my city is suffering. They look stupid, smell bad, consume a lot and annoy the crap out of everyone and now they want their own district, built entirely from ecological materials and stuff like that. God i wanna kill them all.
One day i had to wait for my friend in a coffee shop, i took out my laptop (toshiba ftw) and then- a bearded, fat and smelly hipster came to me and said- "conformists arent welcome here. you are supporting big corporations and that makes you a bad person!". I looked at him and at his table and what do i see? A motherfcking macbook! I said- "Hey, hey, faggot, shut the fck up, sit the fck down, grab a soap and wash yourself. You are using a goddamn mac, you know, mac is a quite big corporation, you see, maybe one of the biggest. And are these Adio shoes?". The hipster farted.
If the hipsters get their ecovillage, im gonna convert it into nuclear cinders, thank you, goodbye.
I have just recently noticed the hipster infection, from what my city is suffering. They look stupid, smell bad, consume a lot and annoy the crap out of everyone and now they want their own district, built entirely from ecological materials and stuff like that. God i wanna kill them all.
One day i had to wait for my friend in a coffee shop, i took out my laptop (toshiba ftw) and then- a bearded, fat and smelly hipster came to me and said- "conformists arent welcome here. you are supporting big corporations and that makes you a bad person!". I looked at him and at his table and what do i see? A motherfcking macbook! I said- "Hey, hey, faggot, shut the fck up, sit the fck down, grab a soap and wash yourself. You are using a goddamn mac, you know, mac is a quite big corporation, you see, maybe one of the biggest. And are these Adio shoes?". The hipster farted.
If the hipsters get their ecovillage, im gonna convert it into nuclear cinders, thank you, goodbye.
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