ch. 1 pt. 2

continued from previous post:

Not all kids are retarded duckfaces- lets not forget stupid emo scum, goths, smelly hippies, posers and other trash.

Everybody loves ducks!

Have you seen emos and goths? These are the kids who just exist and are utterly retarded. They rarely move, except in moshpits, because movement of any kind would show joy and enjoyment of life. They dont enjoy that they live in a world of opportunities, that they have food on the table, decent healthcare and all the black hairdye they can eat and so on. No, life sucks and nobody can understand their pain, so they have to write their little gay poems about how dark and full of pain everything is.
They interact socially only with their own kind, mostly its just standing in a circle and staring the ground.
Goths are about the same, but uglier, plus most of them are fucking dykes or "satanists", depending on the gender. Also their music sounds more awful.
The average IQ of emo kid is below the one of a tomato plant.

Scene culture at its best

But there is one deviation in the emo "culture"- scene kids. These are the extremely shallow waste of organic matter, who have dead raccoons embedded in their heads and even lower IQ than emos.
Common activities include being stupid, shallow attention whore, straightening hair, being intoxicated and having unprotected sex with random strangers.

Who do i blame for kids being so damn retarded? I think that the aliens did it.

Come back tomorrow and read more!