Friday, October 8, 2010

iiiiits NIGGER SCIENCE WEEKEND!

o hai my loyal followers!

It is time to make some fun science with stuff you can find in other people's your house!

SMOKE BOMB

What you need is:
1- Potassium nitrate (KNO3), also known as saltpeter. You can steal buy it from online sellers, garden shops or whatever place you can find. Buy plentiful, 10-20 kilograms is enough, since you can make other fun stuff from it too.
2- Sugar. Regular fcking sugar. Also plentiful.
3- Metal bucket, like old paint cans and so. Soda can works great for smoke grenades.
4- Some fuse.

TIME TO DO SCIENCE!
It should look like this
Mix the sugar and KNO3 in 2:3 or 4:6 ratio. The 3:5 will burn more rapidly, but will burn out quicker. You can experiment with different ratios but always use more KNO3 than sugar. Mix it well.
Now we want to melt this crap, so heat the bucket (if it has still some paint in it, inhale the fumes for happy times!) and stir the contents with long strokes. Heat until the contents are liquified, then cool this thing down. If you are making soda can grenades, heat this crap in a pot or something, then pour the mixture in the can. Add a fuse.
Congrats! You just made a smoke bomb, unless you managed to kill yourself in the making.
Now you have your own smoke screen and you can torch houses in peace!
Heres a video of some bloke using a smoke bomb made like that:


HAPPY TIME ROCKET

As I said before, that potassium-thing can be used for more than smoke bombs! In fact, you can fuel a little rocket with it.

Again, what you need is:
-Kitty litter
-KNO3
-Sugar
-A pipe, PVC and cardboard work fine, aluminium is good too, if its lightweight
-Tin foil, if you are using cardboard or PVC pipe
-Cotton
-Lighter fluid, kerosene, whatever you can steal.
-Some tools, easy to steal
-Fuse. Sparklers will do the trick.
-Ducttape
-A stick
Now lets get sciencing!
First- do like this video tells you to, except to the lighting part, we'll get to that later. Also, you can make it bigger.



Now insulate the top of the rocket with tin foil, then wrap some cotton all around it, tape or glue it on the rocket. Pour some lighter fluid or stuff like that on the cotton.
Go near a police station, aim the rocket towards a window, ignite the cotton and the fuse and enjoy the show.
You can make more than one rocket and burn down the whole station!
Use the smoke bomb you made before for even more happy times!

68 comments:

  1. wow, looks like the smoke bomb worked really well, don't know when i would use these though. Just for fun i guess!

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  2. Oh, fun and dangerous. Nice combo.

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  3. This is awesome, keep it up Bro !

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  4. ahah this is gonna be great im gonna do it too my brother

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  5. hahaha! awesome! i'm gonna try making the smoke grenade!

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  6. That is awesome, but there is room for improvement. Still, I have to make one, too.

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  7. if you put a ping pong ball in some aluminum foil and light it. works like a smoke bomb.

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  8. will try that stuff sometime next week or so, will post results

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  9. Wow this awesome! I can't wait some of this stuf XD!

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  10. I steal... no... buy all my smoke bombs from the army navy surplus. They look like little pineapples and have a ring and pin. Haven't tested them yet. will report back.

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  11. So brown sugar or standard sugar?

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  12. Thankyou, got something to do this weekend!

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  13. Brown is the best for the trick

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  14. Shit, it's interesting and all, but I would not try it. Might hurt my pretty face =P

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  15. Hah, awesome, thanks for the recipe

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  16. Nice, I want to try that smoke bomb. Heres to hoping I don't kill myself.

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  17. nice nice verry nice man i love it supp

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  18. Haha. I never got to do this in any of my college chemistry classes, but it certainly looks pretty awesome. Maybe I'll give it a try later on. Thanks.

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  19. That smokebomb...could be useful...

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  20. i'm gonna try some of these!

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  21. mh, looks like i have some new science-projects :D

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  22. Reminds me of a certain cook book I once saw floating around the internet, very cool none the less!

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  23. HAHA looks insaaaane! May try one of these out sometimes ;D

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  24. Oh here I am again, thanks for your comment yesterday!

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  25. LOLOL. omg. this is the type of crazy stuff i do with my friends all the time bahaha

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  26. ROFL HA HA HA! that's so funny. Keep up the good work Cheers

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  27. wow cant wait to freak out my neighbors with this one!!

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  28. I would love to make one of these things, but I can imagine the impending shitstorm if something were to go wrong.

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  29. Just in time for Halloween pranks. Thanks. :)

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  30. i dont find KNO3 to sell i'll make haha

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  31. bookmarked... lol... I will need this

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  32. this post made me open my eyes and stop squinting!!!

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  33. you've got a great point on this one

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  34. Trololol, a smoke bomb in a room :D

    Follow bra.

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  35. dude, no N-word :( that's rude

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  36. awesome post, bro! waiting for MOAR

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  37. will have to make a buncha these on the fourth of july haha thanks!

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  38. check out "the dude" for the worst rocket idea ever

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