This has clearly gone too far. Im tired of people posting their every bowel movement on facebook, then telling on twitter that you did that. And why try to get real friends, when you can make them online! Take your
And why grow real crops when you have farmville! Fuck yeah! Harvestin' some pixels, haters gonna hate!
I know one person who left her crying baby unattended, because she needed to harvest some crops. And she cried when internet connection was down for 2 minutes.
And i wonder, how many traffic accidents have been caused by updating status?
Oh, im gonna put something funny on my status, then all my 99 785 virtual friends will think im soooo cool! Oh, and lets put some fucking gay party pictures there too, then everybody sees what a wild spirit i am! I cant be tamed!
Or maybe post a quote i cant even understand to twitter, everybody can relate to that and also think that im intelligent!
Brb i have to harvest my crops, help my mafia, update my status about it, then mention it in my blog with some random quotes, post the whole shit on reddit and stumbleupon, update my other blog on tumblr and digg it, then post all the links on twitter and retweet 6 billion tweets, since i have no original thoughts myself! Booyeah! Then spend the rest of my day waiting for comments.
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I seriosly hope that facebook relationships end up with a wacky molestation adventure.
And those who describe their every fart and shit on status...well i hope that a pack of wild niggers will rape them, while justin bieber plays in the background.
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Please go die in a fire. Internet was made for porn, not shit like this. Instead of trying to act cool - be cool! Go torch a police station or take over a third world country.Fucking kill someone. Facebook and twitter and other gay matchmaking sites may be useful and fun to troll, but fuck, living there? And they dont say i dont have a live because i have only 31 friends there and log in only once a month. Well, sorry for being a functional member of society, not some gay hippie faggot with only online friends. Fuck. I will kill the next person who goes to a cafe or a party to network! With my bare hands.
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Has the social networking craze gone too far?
Tell in the comments!