This has clearly gone too far. Im tired of people posting their every bowel movement on facebook, then telling on twitter that you did that. And why try to get real friends, when you can make them online! Take your
And why grow real crops when you have farmville! Fuck yeah! Harvestin' some pixels, haters gonna hate!
I know one person who left her crying baby unattended, because she needed to harvest some crops. And she cried when internet connection was down for 2 minutes.
And i wonder, how many traffic accidents have been caused by updating status?
Oh, im gonna put something funny on my status, then all my 99 785 virtual friends will think im soooo cool! Oh, and lets put some fucking gay party pictures there too, then everybody sees what a wild spirit i am! I cant be tamed!
Or maybe post a quote i cant even understand to twitter, everybody can relate to that and also think that im intelligent!
Brb i have to harvest my crops, help my mafia, update my status about it, then mention it in my blog with some random quotes, post the whole shit on reddit and stumbleupon, update my other blog on tumblr and digg it, then post all the links on twitter and retweet 6 billion tweets, since i have no original thoughts myself! Booyeah! Then spend the rest of my day waiting for comments.
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I seriosly hope that facebook relationships end up with a wacky molestation adventure.
And those who describe their every fart and shit on status...well i hope that a pack of wild niggers will rape them, while justin bieber plays in the background.
Sup guys?! last night was EXTREME!!!!one1! taking a crap right now, its HUGE!
Please go die in a fire. Internet was made for porn, not shit like this. Instead of trying to act cool - be cool! Go torch a police station or take over a third world country.Fucking kill someone. Facebook and twitter and other gay matchmaking sites may be useful and fun to troll, but fuck, living there? And they dont say i dont have a live because i have only 31 friends there and log in only once a month. Well, sorry for being a functional member of society, not some gay hippie faggot with only online friends. Fuck. I will kill the next person who goes to a cafe or a party to network! With my bare hands.
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Has the social networking craze gone too far?
Tell in the comments!
you hate so much stuff. oh you.
ReplyDeleteOh, I'm pissing off :O
ReplyDeleteI actually use my bf FB account when I need it.
I haven't a FB account, maybe it would take away the time I spend for /b/logger.
I hate Facebook.
ReplyDeletelol so much anger. so much hatred. welcome to the darkside.
ReplyDeletemeh... i don't have any social networking account. too much hassle for me.
ReplyDelete14/f/cali?:! lool
ReplyDeleteI have accounts only because it's the best way for me to contact most of my friends since we are all usually in class or something, and they hate using the minutes on their phones. Aside from that I really don't like the entire craze.
ReplyDeleteF'ing kids these days
ReplyDeletedon't use facebook either, it's horrible. i miss the days when the internet was about having a separate identity :p
ReplyDeletehaha, funny! xd
ReplyDeletepissed off too.
ReplyDeleteTotally agree, I see no point in it as well. And of course the phone manufacturers step it up. I see no end in sight.
ReplyDeleteahhh facebook...
ReplyDeleteI use Facebook to stay in contact with my friends back home (Moved to Europe)
ReplyDeleteI use Twitter to stay in contact with bands and find out about cheap merch / secret gigs.
But I agree I HATE people like 'BRB GOING SHOP.'
'OK BACK FROM SHOP.'
people spend too much time on facebook lol...people need to socialize outside
ReplyDeleteOh Momo, always hating ;)
ReplyDeletefacebook is good bro
ReplyDeleteI once where at Facebook, now I am not at FB anymore
ReplyDeletebrb closed my facebook
ReplyDeletebrb never had a myspace
brb never had a bebo
brb happier than most of those people on those sites
who's mad?
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i hate some much facebook, twitter is ok
ReplyDeleteit has definitely jumped the shark.
ReplyDeletenah it has its good uses, the whole info stealing thing is becoming quite prominant, to me atleast, been lots of talks about that.
ReplyDeletebut yeah, its mainly a center for epic bitchyness which is the worst part about it.
i dont have facebook :D
ReplyDeletemaybe if there was an age limit? like you have to be 21 to post online or drink - probably 40 would work better though
ReplyDeleteI think it's funny that ther are probably a shit ton of people who skip parties and other social events to spend time alone on social networks.
ReplyDeletei just don't use social networks :/
ReplyDeletei also hate all the updates on facebook
ReplyDeletefeceisbook lol, thats a good one
ReplyDeletehaha facebook is really stupid at times.
ReplyDeleteROFL HA HA HA!
ReplyDeletethats kinda true
ReplyDeleteI understand what you mean, i deeply dislike facebook too even if i actually have an account.
ReplyDeletei use it 90% to keep in touch with people using private messages.
awesome, I have to agree here!
ReplyDeleteSweet post ;)
ReplyDeletei like blogging alot more than facebook and myspace
ReplyDeleteI don't like it at all.
ReplyDeletei like it
ReplyDeletesocial networking nonsense doesnt really bother me
ReplyDeletefacebook has ruined my life... many times...
ReplyDeletelol. omg that is so gross. the pic i mean. social network was ok
ReplyDeletewell i guess its how you use facebook, i browse mine everyday, i rarely post status's, have never uploaded a photo, and dont act like a complete retard. i use it to see what my friends are up to and to talk to them using the chat feature, you could say im an addict (i probably am) but you shouldnt group all fb users together
ReplyDeleteThe movie was alright.
ReplyDeleteYou make some good points regarding some of the annoyances via Facebook. I have a pretty conservative stance on this. You can also say people do what they want and it's none of my business what they want to put online.
I read, and probably enjoyed, your post. But because my shoulder was dislocated and my left arm is now in a sling, I cannot type up a unique comment without taking up too much time. just showin support :D
ReplyDeleteThanks for the comments on my last blog post!
ReplyDeleteWhat really gets me is when people post stuff like "goodnight fb!". Did you seriously spend all day on that piece of crap?
ReplyDeletei have a myspace, and i have a twitter.
ReplyDeletei never use them. :|
my cousin hangs on facebook the whole day and "leaves" it just to switch over to another song on youtube... how pathetic is that...
ReplyDeleteyou should beat him up
ReplyDeleteHaha. Yeah. Especially when twitter is how celebrity gossip and crap gets around so fast. Let's tone it down a bit!
ReplyDeleteI mass text everyone while I take a shit. Especially if its in a public restroom. Usually is, because that's the one time my phone is in my pocket.
ReplyDeleteSocial networking is shite. I have a Facebook, but I use it to connect and get events going and stuff.