GUISE! Im writing a book!

O hai, sorry for the late update, i just moved to a new place and i dont have decent internet here.

Anyway, i started (FINALLY!) working on my book, since a lot of people have been bugging me with it for a looong time (i do a lot more than blogging, you know. I write on real paper sometimes). Anyway, feel free to pitch in some ideas what i could write about. The book itself is going to be a collection of fictional stories, true stories, rants and opinions, some shit is quite demented, like this, i wrote it last night when i was drunk:

Lets say you have a neighbour, mr Carlson. Well, his or her name (yeah, her) isn't really important right now so just bear with me on this one, okay?

Lets say that mr Carlson is an asshole- what would you do? Just bear with it?
Well, most of the people do and then complain about it on the internet and so on. Pretty okay, isn't it? Well, it is not okay.
Do you know why mr Carlson is an asshole? Because you let him to be. It is time to take some action.

What to do?
Does mr Carlson have any children? If yes, you can plan the revenge through them. No, dont molest and mutilate them, even if you want to. Well, unless if they are assholes too...Okay, lets just forget about the children and do something else.

Does mr Carlson have a car? Maybe you should cut the break lines, just a little snip, that wont hurt anbody, would it?
Well, maybe that is just too extreme, how about some sugar and water in the gas tank? And a nice keying, thats nice too.

Then, when everybody is asleep, get that nice canister of gasoline what you were saving for your suicde and pour that on mr Carlson's house indeed. Yes. Then burn the whole place down and salt the ground. There, no more mr Carlson. You did it. 


Anyway, feel free to pitch in some ideas, about what i could write about. About anything will do!