Ch. 1 pt. 3

o hai, continued:

Im being punished for manslaughter!

I think that the aliens are to blame, why the kids are so damn retarded. Or maybe it's the parents fault, especially in amerikka. Your kid comes home, is drunk and hijacked a car? Send him/her to his/her room! That will teach him/her a lesson! Yeah, resting in his/her own room, surfing on fecesbook and mywhore and stuff like that is a harsh punishment. Send your kid on a vacation also while you  are at it.





And the music-  kid's favourites are as retarded as kids themselves. HERP DERP IM MILEY CIRUS IMMA POST ACCIDENTIALLY NAKED PICTURES OF MYSELF ON TWITTER. And those obnoxious hiphop musicians...brother dont get me started. Have you seen their music videos and public appearances?  They are far worse than mentally handicapped baboons.

This is your 10yo daughter's role model :)

Brb being cool and original

Yeah, these are really good role models for teenagers. If you wonder why your daughter is a goddamn mindless prostitute or your son resembles more a baboon than a human or is just utterly retarded smelly emo scum- see their playlist. Their idols are mostly fucking shitstains of society.
And again- sending them to their room is no punishment. But what should you do?
Well, how about that you beat the living crap out of them and grind 'em up. Who are you kidding- you dont love them, nobody does. Bury the grounds in your back yard and grow some trees or stuff, these are atleast useful.
And if you dont have a kid- grab a random one from the mall- that's called shopping!
Do the world a favor and slaughter some annoying teens!
Also, nuke miley cyrus and justeen biebeer.


Or maybe the aliens did it to take over the world...


Come back tomorrow for another story!!!