Thursday, October 7, 2010

Ch. 1 pt. 3

o hai, continued:

Im being punished for manslaughter!
I think that the aliens are to blame, why the kids are so damn retarded. Or maybe it's the parents fault, especially in amerikka. Your kid comes home, is drunk and hijacked a car? Send him/her to his/her room! That will teach him/her a lesson! Yeah, resting in his/her own room, surfing on fecesbook and mywhore and stuff like that is a harsh punishment. Send your kid on a vacation also while you  are at it.





And the music-  kid's favourites are as retarded as kids themselves. HERP DERP IM MILEY CIRUS IMMA POST ACCIDENTIALLY NAKED PICTURES OF MYSELF ON TWITTER. And those obnoxious hiphop musicians...brother dont get me started. Have you seen their music videos and public appearances?  They are far worse than mentally handicapped baboons.
This is your 10yo daughter's role model :)
Brb being cool and original
Yeah, these are really good role models for teenagers. If you wonder why your daughter is a goddamn mindless prostitute or your son resembles more a baboon than a human or is just utterly retarded smelly emo scum- see their playlist. Their idols are mostly fucking shitstains of society.
And again- sending them to their room is no punishment. But what should you do?
Well, how about that you beat the living crap out of them and grind 'em up. Who are you kidding- you dont love them, nobody does. Bury the grounds in your back yard and grow some trees or stuff, these are atleast useful.
And if you dont have a kid- grab a random one from the mall- that's called shopping!
Do the world a favor and slaughter some annoying teens!
Also, nuke miley cyrus and justeen biebeer.


Or maybe the aliens did it to take over the world...


Come back tomorrow for another story!!!

47 comments:

  1. I agree, these aren't the role models our generation of children should be following. Every child wants to be famous nowadays and live like a popstar. It only leads to depression

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  2. ah yes, people get famous and don't want to be role models, they don't see what they do to the population. either that or they know perfectly well what they do but don't care...hmmm...

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  3. So true, kids today grow up in a world where they are bombarded with retarded behaviour.

    Pisses me off.

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  4. mentally handicapped baboons ---- OMG! this is gold!

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  5. LOL @ PUNISHMENT
    the good ol' stick work fine but no, you'll get your ass in jail or your kid will be taken away is you "hurt" your kid!

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  6. i remember the good old days when the cane was still popular. Coincidentally trolling started flourishing in the same time period.

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  7. LOL! that's cute when you're trying to be gangsta and fail.

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  8. I want to roll the model of Miley!

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  9. Great stuff here, keep it up Bro !

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  10. It is quite sad that these are the role models of the generation. I blame television. Also, parents need to be parents and not let their TV babysit.

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  11. interesting!
    follow me to my blog
    ;D

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  12. When it comes to your post, GTL can also stand for "Great Thoughts at Length"... keep it up!

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  13. not a fan of beating children.

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  14. i don't think the picture of miley is soooo cruel. she's not even naked.

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  15. Miley Cyrus is almost 18 oh shit.

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  16. You've made some interesting points... I also have some points (actually bubbles) on Enhanced by MS Paint :)

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  17. It seems like we have common enemies.

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  18. miley cyrus is not my kids role model anymore.. I made sure of that

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  19. I thought that Miley pic was just some random teen who looked like Miley and not actually her.

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  20. Problem: Kids are fucked up.
    Cause: Parents
    Solution: Government. ;D

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  21. hahah you made a blog about aliens.. sweeet.

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  22. lol at that pic of her pouting :P

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  23. stupid kids following sutpid role models haha

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  24. I have to agree with you here. Check out my other TS blog, Swift Fanatics!

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  25. RIGHT... ON!!!! I was about to say "tell the trufe momo!!", you know.. .from that you tube vid on "Mommy Said, Daddy Said". Funny shyte. Look it up.

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  26. you've got an interesting point here, good job with the post

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  27. hamm.... is she 10yo?
    i guess not.. i liked her
    freash meat :D

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  28. Dang that girl makes a nice camwhore.

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