Sunday, September 26, 2010

chainsaws are awesome

Chainsaws are fcking awesome.

Have you ever been in a crowded place with many children, who are screaming like minions of hell and drooling all over the place? The solution to that kind of problem is simple- a goddamn chainsaw. Yes. A simple sweep with chainsaw will silence all those little monglers. Dont get me wrong. I like children. I like them when they dont drool on me and dont scream until my ears need medical attention. And I also like chainsaws. Then why not combine those two? Plus you would do a huge favor to world, its overpopulated anyways. Oh, I know! Why not drive a steamroller accross a crowded street in China, these guys multiply faster than bacteria in a 16-year old's snatch.





And I know a nice band who makes nice music, suitable for this kind of action- Fu Manchu. Seriously, whenever I listen to their stuff, I feel like swinging around with a chair in a crowded place.



HAVE YOU EVER HIT A NOISY KID?
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26 comments:

  1. noisy kid? Haha, I used to beat up my lil' brother :D

    And glad you like us in Estonia. I've never actually been in Estonia but what I've seen on my friends' photos it's surely a beautiful country (I really like that you have your own islands).

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  2. lol! i love chainsaw in zombie game!

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  3. Hell yeah I hit a noisy kid once. Kid was getting on my nerves because he kept screaming for like minutes straight, slapped the living daylights out of him.

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  4. rofl chinese multiply faster than bacteria in a 16yr old snatch hahaaha

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  5. That video was great, thanks for sharing!

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  6. man that song scared me! had speakers on full blast xD

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  7. My parents have failed it seems.

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  8. Fucking railed one of my foster brothers once. He was jumping on my bed while I was eating supper, so I walked in and gave him a square kick to the ribs. he fell off the bed and faceplanted against my metal dresser. The look of terror on his face was priceless. Not once did he go back in my room.

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  9. are you kidding me?
    i rape little kids daily.

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  10. I think of chain saws, I think of Jackyl.

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