1) Ecoterrorists. Yes, we do care about the environment but seriously guys, constant jabbering about the mother earth pisses us off. Also, greetings to Greenpeace. Your ship is really ecofriendly! Even supertankers pollute less. Good job, ass-hats!
2) PETA. Have you dickswabs heard about food chain? I guess not. Also, thanks to your soy and tofu consumption, forests have been cut down to make room for fields. You know what cutting down forests causes? Extinction of species, thats what. Go fuck a donkey, shitstains.
3) Emo kids. You are not artistic, you are not special, people do understand you. We understand that you are a whiny piece of shit that deserves to put out of your misery. Please wear targets on your foreheads, that we could shoot you more easily.
4) Hipsters and hippies. Nobody gives a crap what you say and you smell bad. Go buy a soap instead of a macbook, damn cocksucking fags.
5) Paris Hilton. You know why.
6) Justin Bieber. Im sick of that singing fetus.
9) Mormons. No, i dont want to go to heaven if its filled with guys like you. I'd rather burn in eternal flames.
10) People from the drug commercials. I really dont give a crap about bladder infections and sonic diarrhea. If i have a disease and need drugs, i'll just go ask a doctor.
11) Oprah. Go see a dietician. Also, im tired of your bullshit and racism. Eat more cake and get a heart attack.
12) Chinese supremacists. Your nation is poor and crappy, go smell elsewhere.
13) Dykes and gay activists. Okay, i have nothing against fags but fucking do your shit privatly. Those protests and stuff like that made us hate you in the first place.
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