Friday, October 1, 2010

People who seriously need to shut the fuck up

1) Ecoterrorists. Yes, we do care about the environment but seriously guys, constant jabbering about the mother earth pisses us off. Also, greetings to Greenpeace. Your ship is really ecofriendly! Even supertankers pollute less. Good job, ass-hats!
2) PETA. Have you dickswabs heard about food chain? I guess not. Also, thanks to your soy and tofu consumption, forests have been cut down to make room for fields. You know what cutting down forests causes? Extinction of species, thats what. Go fuck a donkey, shitstains.
3) Emo kids. You are not artistic, you are not special, people do understand you. We understand that you are a whiny piece of shit that deserves to put out of your misery. Please wear targets on your foreheads, that we could shoot you more easily.
4) Hipsters and hippies. Nobody gives a crap what you say and you smell bad. Go buy a soap instead of a macbook, damn cocksucking fags.
5) Paris Hilton. You know why.
6) Justin Bieber. Im sick of that singing fetus.
9) Mormons. No, i dont want to go to heaven if its filled with guys like you. I'd rather burn in eternal flames.
10) People from the drug commercials. I really dont give a crap about bladder infections and sonic diarrhea. If i have a disease and need drugs, i'll just go ask a doctor.
11) Oprah. Go see a dietician. Also, im tired of your bullshit and racism. Eat more cake and get a heart attack.
12) Chinese supremacists. Your nation is poor and crappy, go smell elsewhere.
13) Dykes and gay activists. Okay, i have nothing against fags but fucking do your shit privatly. Those protests and stuff like that made us hate you in the first place.

Have more ideas? Tell in the comments!

33 comments:

  1. 14)americans. chinese supremacists + oprah

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  2. I have to say I feel that way about most of them as well. It takes years and years to change the way people think then act. It's not going to change overnight because one activist from PETA or any other organization jams it down our throats. If anything, that just hinders change.

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  3. agreed!

    btw, how about some stupid hipster video?

    CLICK HERE

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  4. The fucking MEDIA...Shut the fuck up.....

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  5. Sad true... ecology is just another business!

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  6. So much of that was so true keep up the good work.

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  7. lol i agree with most, but not with Justin Bieber.

    Honestly I don't like his music, but he exemplifies the power of social networks and how fast viral entities can spread of channeled correctly.

    Hell, if Usher signed me or Kanye or w/e I could be the next Bieber, albeit not small, young, or gay, but it can be worked around with the magic of television

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  8. I liked your input on my last blog post :)

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  9. 2) Do some research.

    Over 70% of the soy products go to feeding cattle...

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  10. man, you couldnt be more right!!

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  11. I appreciate you visiting my blog and providing input on my most recent post.

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  12. I'm starting to like this blog more and more, I completely agree on ALL above mentioned persons. Especially people like Oprah, emo kids and hipsters.

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  13. There is nothing worse than a bad case of sonic diarrhea!

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  14. Thanks for reading my tech posts! I have more to come!

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  15. Very good list, i agree wholehartedly!

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