Thursday, September 30, 2010

FUN FACTS

...that i just made up!

1) Lawyers have absolutely no souls
2) If a lawyer looks into a mirror, no reflection appears
3) Attorneys feed on other people's misery
4) You can get rid of an attorney by sprinkling holy water on it's face or stabbing it with a cross
5) There is always one winning side in court- the attorney!
6) First thing that you do in a law school is selling your sould to the devil. Rest of the time you just learn how to ruin people's lives by bankrupting both sides- one with compensation claims and the other by fees.
7) Suing someone is the best way to ruin society
8) Devil makes lawyers out of feces
9) Law firms are actually satanist chuches
10) Attorneys are the #3 reason of testicular cancer
11) If you chop off attorney's head, two will grow in place

Since I got some pretty good feedback on the post Sexual harrassment panda, im opening the discussion again.
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT ATTORNEYS?
HOW COULD WE STOP THEM? 

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30 comments:

  1. We can't stop them....theyt are part of the government system.

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  2. Clever momo! Thanks for the love <3

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  3. Does it have to be holy water? What about sulfuric acid?

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  4. One more thing. All of those rules can be found in action in every nation.

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  5. atorneys and lawyers are just faggots they do somehing just because they have a paper that they are legitimate.. but in every case you can do just as good as them :)

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  6. mooomoo you should stop hating people :(

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  7. One will be in touch shortly for slander! haha

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  8. @ Advantage Player

    That is true, but you should have a lot of experience dealing with cases similar to yours if your defending yourself. You have to dedicate hours on end pouring through different cases.

    Imagine Hermoine and Ron when they were trying to defend Buckbeak in the third novel. It'll be like that, and then if the courts and panel are rigged, you might just be poised for failure =p

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  9. What's brown and black and looks good on a lawyer?

    A dobermen

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  10. Lol... some good quick jokes. I'll try to impress the ladies with these.

    Thanks!

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  11. Thanks for checking out my site. I like your site keep up the good work.
    Cheers

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  12. This post is legit.

    ((return the love<3))

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  13. I like the way you designed your blog :)

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  14. Phoenix Wright isn't so bad. :)

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  15. just pooped off man.

    smoochies n' poopies! :*

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