Thursday, September 30, 2010

FUN FACTS

...that i just made up!

1) Lawyers have absolutely no souls
2) If a lawyer looks into a mirror, no reflection appears
3) Attorneys feed on other people's misery
4) You can get rid of an attorney by sprinkling holy water on it's face or stabbing it with a cross
5) There is always one winning side in court- the attorney!
6) First thing that you do in a law school is selling your sould to the devil. Rest of the time you just learn how to ruin people's lives by bankrupting both sides- one with compensation claims and the other by fees.
7) Suing someone is the best way to ruin society
8) Devil makes lawyers out of feces
9) Law firms are actually satanist chuches
10) Attorneys are the #3 reason of testicular cancer
11) If you chop off attorney's head, two will grow in place

Since I got some pretty good feedback on the post Sexual harrassment panda, im opening the discussion again.
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT ATTORNEYS?
HOW COULD WE STOP THEM? 

(also visit this blog: http://thedailyshens.blogspot.com/ , its quite good!)
scribbled by momo at 11:48 AM

23 comments:

  1. LifeHacksSeptember 30, 2010 at 11:50 AM

    We can't stop them....theyt are part of the government system.

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  2. Brad TravaglineSeptember 30, 2010 at 11:59 AM

    Clever momo! Thanks for the love <3

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  3. problem.questionSeptember 30, 2010 at 12:00 PM

    you cant stop them, theyre invincible

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  4. SykefuSeptember 30, 2010 at 12:03 PM

    you, can't, stop, them :(

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  5. AnonymousSeptember 30, 2010 at 12:04 PM

    Does it have to be holy water? What about sulfuric acid?

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  6. http://adf.ly/aUUDSeptember 30, 2010 at 12:10 PM

    army guns

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  7. FOnline worldSeptember 30, 2010 at 12:22 PM

    One more thing. All of those rules can be found in action in every nation.

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  8. The GuruSeptember 30, 2010 at 2:06 PM

    One will be in touch shortly for slander! haha

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  9. BLUERADSeptember 30, 2010 at 2:06 PM

    @ Advantage Player

    That is true, but you should have a lot of experience dealing with cases similar to yours if your defending yourself. You have to dedicate hours on end pouring through different cases.

    Imagine Hermoine and Ron when they were trying to defend Buckbeak in the third novel. It'll be like that, and then if the courts and panel are rigged, you might just be poised for failure =p

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  10. Anonymous College StudentSeptember 30, 2010 at 2:25 PM

    I don't have a problem with them.

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  11. brunoSeptember 30, 2010 at 2:32 PM

    oh, so real!

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  12. KritikalSeptember 30, 2010 at 2:51 PM

    What's brown and black and looks good on a lawyer?

    A dobermen

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  13. surrealmethodSeptember 30, 2010 at 2:54 PM

    Lol... some good quick jokes. I'll try to impress the ladies with these.

    Thanks!

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  14. Jordan SwishSeptember 30, 2010 at 3:05 PM

    They're always there to help me :)

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  15. Archivist X0042September 30, 2010 at 3:06 PM

    clever OP

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  16. AnonymousSeptember 30, 2010 at 3:19 PM

    nice blog
    i like it!

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  17. GordonSeptember 30, 2010 at 3:58 PM

    This post is legit.

    ((return the love<3))

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  18. TravieSeptember 30, 2010 at 5:02 PM

    goooooooo! :D

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  19. Dilly SkatesSeptember 30, 2010 at 5:02 PM

    The fun facts are really fun

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  20. RezdenSeptember 30, 2010 at 6:25 PM

    Phoenix Wright isn't so bad. :)

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  21. VipermanSeptember 30, 2010 at 6:28 PM

    I lol'd at 11 XD

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  22. The JuiceSeptember 30, 2010 at 8:27 PM

    lawyers are evil

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  23. Much Poopies!September 30, 2010 at 8:54 PM

    just pooped off man.

    smoochies n' poopies! :*

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