...that i just made up!
1) Lawyers have absolutely no souls
2) If a lawyer looks into a mirror, no reflection appears
3) Attorneys feed on other people's misery
4) You can get rid of an attorney by sprinkling holy water on it's face or stabbing it with a cross
5) There is always one winning side in court- the attorney!
6) First thing that you do in a law school is selling your sould to the devil. Rest of the time you just learn how to ruin people's lives by bankrupting both sides- one with compensation claims and the other by fees.
7) Suing someone is the best way to ruin society
8) Devil makes lawyers out of feces
9) Law firms are actually satanist chuches
10) Attorneys are the #3 reason of testicular cancer
11) If you chop off attorney's head, two will grow in place
Since I got some pretty good feedback on the post Sexual harrassment panda, im opening the discussion again.
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT ATTORNEYS?
HOW COULD WE STOP THEM?
(also visit this blog: http://thedailyshens.blogspot.com/ , its quite good!)