Tuesday, September 28, 2010

Guitar Queero

Well this is awkward- guitar hero has been released in so many versions that i lost count at 5.
Supporters of this game claim that it trains reflexes and stuff like that. Thats the only argument they have. Dont get me wrong again- i have nothing agains guitar hero personally but heck, i just dont get it- why not start playing a real guitar instead? Its a lot cheaper and teaches a lot more than just pressing some colorful buttons on a controller that can be also used for anal stimulation.
But i reckon, it's still better than IMVU and Travian combined.
Or you can let your kid to be a hipster and play with its own poop while listening to industrial noises mixed with vhite noise and ultrasound. Because excessive playing of gay-ass games like that will cause that. Where do i take this, you ask? Well, hipsters think that they are successful, but everybody hates them actually, getarqueero players think that they are huge hxc badass rockstars. Connect the dots.
Back in my days, we didnt have fancy toys like that. We didnt have so much opportunities, but we were still happy. Sort of. I remember playing with grenades and weapons and stuff like that. Those were the days..
But nowadays kids have all they could imagine and they still aren't happy and demand moar. Seriously, dont buy your kid guitar hero or stuff like that. Buy them real things that actually help them become humans. Even giving your kid some pot is better.

South park's opinion on guitar hero- WATCH IT HERE


I want this instead

WHATS YOUR OPINION ON MODERN TOYS?

20 comments:

  1. hahaha :) I would also like to purchase that accordion hero.. it looks.......EPIC xD Having it at home would imediately atract women..

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  2. if this havent been made yet, i must make one

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  3. accordion is such a beautiful instrument ---- for parties!

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  4. That's a pretty old commercial... Also, the other game is better nowadys... Guitar Hero kind of sucks actually...

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  5. Holy shit i need that accordeon :P

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  6. im amazed that games like these are so popular

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  7. my grandfather had an accordeon. i loved when he played on it.

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  8. i dont get it either i think its dumb play a real guitar they kickass and you meet alot of ppl

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  9. All I can ask is: Does it come with a monkey?

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  10. I am very much against all of those kinds of games. I actually play guitar and I want nothing more than to crack those dumbass controllers over peoples' heads. Quit being a pussy. Buy a real guitar and amp!

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