Go wash your teth with some cooking lard, scratch your neckbeard and fart.
Now you are ready for a 23-hour online spree! Go harvest some farmville crops, slay some ogres on World of Warcraft, pretend to be 14-year old girl on IMVU and get some virtual action! Then go back on WoW and do other stuff! Oh, and dont forget Travian! You must protect your pixels!!!
Online games rock!!! PIXELS FTWWWW!!! I leik world of warcraft, imvu, runescape, travian etc!!! And Mountain Dew! EXTREME! MOUNTAIN DEW!!!
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Dont get me wrong- i dont hate gamers, i just dont like the new games so much. Back when i was young, games were a bunch of fun! I used to play all sorts of stuff in DOS environment!
But now...lets take some random online game/environment, like travian or imvu!
On travian, you create a free account because "your village needs you!", then, 10 minutes later , your pixelvile gets ravaged by other pixels, all the female pixels sodomized etc, but wait- if you pay a low-low price of $99.95, you can buy the extra-super-ultra pixels account, this will never happen again! Well, maybe every now and then, in every 2 minutes or so! But buy now or we will find you and take advantage of your pets!!! Call now!
IMVU in other hand, will devour your life savings slowly, 40 bucks at a time. For that, you get 100 000 credits what will melt away from your hands in about 0.2 microseconds! Fun! I love online gaming!
But i do actually love some standalone games like Fallout 1 and 2, Max Payne 1 and 2 and ofcourse Katamari! And lets not forget Crash Bandicoot and and Spyro!
Why pay tremendous amounts of money to some developer, when you can buy some great games for practically nothing or download for freee, because they are old? And old doesent mean boring. Some of the greatest games evr made are obsolete.
damn im high as a kite .__.
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ReplyDeleteHaha, wut?
ReplyDeletewhat is this... i don't even...
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ReplyDeletei lold c:
ReplyDeletewell yeah, most of this games suck ballz and try to suck you out of your money but you can always play WoW on some private server ;)
ReplyDeletelol DOS enviorment
ReplyDeletei don't like online games. i never played it and never will.
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ReplyDeleteAwesome stuff! Will read again!
ReplyDeleteya WoW is overrated in my opinion
ReplyDeletei don't game like i used to partly because the new games are all about pretty graphics and not as much fun.
ReplyDeleteGimme some of that stuff youre smoking...
ReplyDeleteLol, that was a pretty fun read, Felt like you were high while writing it though..
ReplyDeletei was and i still am c:
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ReplyDeletei can't remember the last time game i really got into
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ReplyDeletelol i am a gamer but console games not mmo's atleast not anymore...
ReplyDeletefps's ftw! lol sont you play any new games that are good? wow and shit like that are old and gay games. play shit like MoH thats coming out. looks sweet!
ReplyDeleteI love PC gaming but I don't have a good enough computer for it...Console gaming till I die tho....
ReplyDeletecrash bandicoot is awesome <3
ReplyDeleteWoW is meh these days. The only enjoyment I get out of that game is being a douche in Arathi Highlands. Gank a kid twenty times, he gets his main, gank that, brings a friend, gank them both, bubble hearth before the third gets in.
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ReplyDeleteyou fail cause you set online games = browsergames
ReplyDeletereal online games are pay once play forever.
everything else is for idiots with too much money...
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No way dude, I stopped playing WoW like 1,5 years ago so, haha !!
ReplyDeleteCrash Bandicoot was my yuth power game.
ReplyDeleteahahaha begining made me laugh!
ReplyDeleteCrash bandicoot, oh these memories... now you made me nostalgic :(
ReplyDeletereally laughed at this
ReplyDeletehey now, not all gamers are that nasty
ReplyDeletehaha nice one XD
ReplyDeletelol
ReplyDeleteHey, you leave my neckbeard out of this!
ReplyDeleteDamn I love me some MMORPG but they're REALLY time consuming. I've already spent a while on one you listed.
ReplyDeleteI mainly play FPS' now seeing as they don't require as much of my time/life.
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I'm definitely an old school gamer. I've with games that don't change though (that much) like card games and pen and paper rpgs. Great post.
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ReplyDeleteI totally agree very nice!
ReplyDeleteNice post bro! Although I am a gamer I do agree that many games coming out now are pretty lame.
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ReplyDeleteI totally agree with you...games these days lack a certain flare...
ReplyDeleteagreed, WoW is very overrated haha
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