Friday, October 1, 2010

Call to arms!

I have ranted here enough, now its time to take some real action!

Im extremely annoyed of douchebags in their sportscars, SUVs, hummers and crap like that, who cant parallel park or even read the sign HANDICAPPED PARKING ONLY. Those faggots need to get their lesson.
When you see a badly parked car, get out your universal tool- keys. A rock or another sharp object will do the trick. Now press in on the car's body and scrape. Bonus points if you crudely draw a penis on the hood of the car- let everybody know who the driver is! A dickhead!
I will later supply you with authentic dickhead® stencil too!
Stay tuned!


 

DONT GET CAUGHT!
Some of the drivers can be quite
strong :)



18 comments:

  1. Fuck yeah....I[m fucking down with that shit....keep up the good work....following

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  3. Nice update, waiting for more! :]

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  4. Haha brilliant read! Hate that lazy people park in handicapped spaces

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  5. GYEAH!!! COOL!
    May The FORCE Be With You!

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  6. i hate those to who park like that.

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  7. i also hate those asshole who can't or won't park properly! they shouldn't be allowed to drive!

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  8. dude you have my full support on this. Welcome to the team. May the troll gods be with you

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  9. If it werent for the illegality I would be down, but im not the fighter for if I get caught! ^_^;

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  10. LOL I totally agree, I park in handi-cap all the time for no reasom

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  11. I agree man. Although I've been doing it for years. I fucking hate people that think their better and can park like that.

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  12. As a SUV driver, I see what your talking about. Least I know how to park my fucking tank >.>. Though I do have to admit, I have stopped Handicap zones to let my friends run out and get stuff in stores while I sit and wait. But I've been doing that with normal cars as well.

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  13. Shit, I really hate them... It's like we have to suit or life to their needs =/

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  14. Risky, but we all want to do that :D

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