YOU DUN GOOF'D MCDONALDS

Want a horribly mutilated anus?

Everybody knows McDonalds- the ignorant workers, the diarrhea dollar menu, long lines and so on.
What makes McDonald's so special? Well, i guess the people. I love to get my food served by people, who dont understand a word i say. In example- i ask for a double cheeseburger, the smelly bum behind the counter is like: "Que?" or "Chicken sandwich?".
Also, im quite sure they pee in the soda machine and take dumps on the grill. That would explain the bad taste and unexplainably horrible stomach diseases you can catch there. Gotta catch 'em all!
And the food...well paying several dollars for a dry bread with tasteless thing that looks like a dried up turd between it, is just not my thing. Also, diarrhea.

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McDonalds food should be prescription only- for constipation cure, because after eating something from the dollar menu, you will poop for days. You will poop so much that you'll be lucky if you have any bones left after that.
And the gravy...mmm delicious! I bet its made out of horse semen and nail clippings.
Dont forget the fries! Nice, soaking in oil...FREE HEART ATTACK WITH EVERY PURCHASE!
Seriously, they never change the oil. Never. And the mexicans use the fryer as a jacuzzi after working hours. If you find feces and hair on your fries- you know why!
Instead of standing in line for aidsburger, go to a store, buy the ingredients yourself and make some damn burgers. Save money and save your intestines from the horror of McDiarrhea McDonalds.

That guy could put McDonald's out of business!

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