Thursday, September 30, 2010

The DO's and DONT's

O hai, my 200 followers.

DO grind hipsters to a pulp but DONT feed it to animals- it is bad for them since hipster scum eats basically feces, thats why they are so full of shit :)

DO hit children if they deserve it (they do, most of the time) but DONT get caught! These little had it coming, dont let the law get in the way.

DO steal from where you work, but again, DONT get caught. Workplaces have all the stuff you need. When I worked in a shipyard, i managed to steal enough electrical wiring to change the old wires in my apartment and enough paint to make it all look pretty.

DO make fun of hipsters but DONT touch them. Most of hipsters consist of dried up feces and make up, you dont want to touch that, do you?

DO graffiti art but DONT do lame tags and shit like that. Graffiti can be fun and really a form of art, but nobody likes your tag or a crudely drawn penis.

DO ruin the paintjob of sportscars and hummers, that have been parked wrong or especially on handicapped parking area. There really isnt a DONT here, just do it goddamnit.

DONT be an asshole, seriously. Screw over only people who deserve it. You can be evil tho.

DO make fun of Jehova's witnesses and Mormons if they visit you. Bonus points if you manage to scare them off by doing something weird.

DO make explosives at home but DONT test them there. Thats why  the neighbour's backyard is for, especially if your neighbour is a total douche. Planting land mines in neighbour's yard is a great holiday idea!


DO let your kids play with live wires, kids love high voltage, right?


DO run around with knives and other blades. A chainsaw is not a bad idea either.

DO revenge all assholes and douchebags.

DO exterminate hipsters. I fucking hate hippies.

DO SHARE YOUR IDEAS IN COMMENTS!

25 comments:

  1. Dog eats hipster = Dog gets baked !

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  2. lol, your blog is so random momo :p

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  3. There are so many hipsters in my town. Fuck them! Oh, wait they haz drugs for meh.

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  4. Thanks for the insightful comments on my last blog post!

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  5. Liked the Donald Duck picture was probably the best out of them all.

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  6. about the witnesess and momrons i totally laughed mate. :))) i hate when they come at your door and keep coming back even if u tell tham not to.

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  7. I pretty much agree with every single DO and DON'T posted by you today, keep on educating the world mister !!

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  8. I hate hipster guys. I would say the same for the girls too, but damn they are hot(at least until they pull out that overpriced piece of shit Mac). I also like your "call to arms" about ruining the paint jobs of those faggots that park like faggots in their hummers.

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  9. Lmao xD I hate when fuckin sports cars and hummers think they can park all shitty because they have a cool car.

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  10. i also hate hippies! do watch the southpark episode about hippies.

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  11. hipster trap - sounds good to me :P

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  12. toothpaste for dinner lol. I almost forgot about that comic. classic.

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  13. I was a hipster before it was cool

    lawl

    ((return the love<3))

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  14. why you hating on hipsters so much, i think we can all agree apon the real problem are emo kids. they need to learn its not 2005 anymore and they can stop cutting their wrists and they can stop playing their shity my chemical romance album. When i was, a young boy, (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

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