greetings from radioactive outskirts of europe

I have been ranting about stuff for about a week now and well, im more than surprised. I have gained a lot of positive feedback and almost 200 followers. I wanna thank you for all the support i have recieved! Give yourself a pat on the back:)


I'd take this moment to tell about me and where i am from.
On the internet, im genderless. In real life, i dont know. Age is relative, since time doesent exist, clocks do. Im from a place called Estonia, or East Onion country. We are a glorious nation ruled by a forest animal- lynx. But the capital, Tallinn, is ruled by horribly mutilated radioactive beast Edgar, who has evil plans with us and tons of young mistresses.
Our lanuage consists of series of clicks and vowel sounds, words can't be separated from each other.
Our food consists primarily of blood, sand and chocolate, produced in a factory run by sewer mutants. They make the chocolate from sewage. Main article of food is still sand tho.
Our national culture is rich. On idle time we hang out and absorb lethal doses of radiation.
Main sports are driving aroud in a beaten-up BMW and raping teenage girls, as is pillow fights and wife beating.
If you visit us, make sure you visit the atom bomb craters and try our national foods!
Thats about it. Thanks for reading =3